Mama don't want no beer because it makes her queer
Mama don't want no beer because it makes her queer
Mama don't want no beer because it makes her queer
Oh no, all she wants is brandy, handy all the time

Mama don't want no rum because it makes her glum

Mama don't want no ale because it makes her quail

Mama don't want no tea because it makes her wee/pee

Mama don't want water 'cause it makes her do what she shouldn't oughter

Mama don't want no cocoa because it makes her loco

Mama don't want cider 'cause it bubbles up inside her