You think YOU have it tough! Shane had to spend the last two days in the slammer recovering from a massive drinking session and explaining to the cops how all that property damage occurred and why someone else's snowmobile was found in his backyard, half taken apart...

"I am flippin' INNOCENT, man! I never SEEN that flippin' snowmobile in my life before, I swear! Somebody else musta drug it in there and dumped it to, like, incrimindate me... I been home all week watchin' videos, eh?"