The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #117427 Message #2629216
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
11-May-09 - 04:09 PM
Thread Name: BS: 1st joke thread of 2009!
Subject: RE: BS: 1st joke thread of 2009!
Dear Ms. Ezell:
Thank you for your letter of July 17. After careful
consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable
to accept your refusal to offer me employment with
your firm. This year I have been particularly fortunate
in receiving an unusually large number of rejection
letters.
With such a varied and promising field of corporate
candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals
for employment.
Despite your company's outstanding qualifications and
previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that
your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time.
Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm
immediately following graduation. I look forward to
seeing you then.
Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.
Sincerely,
Marc Taylor