As I understand it, the basic screw for the bog-standard MP is £64 grand a year. If they can claim for board and lodging, housing, food, drink, dog food, bath plugs, Tampax and wanking films (sorry about his juxtaposition !) swimming pools, housekeeper's wages, thatched rooves, packets of sweeties, horse shit (that should come free IYAM)

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THE 64 GRAND GO ON ?