An Irish pub is a place where the landlord is called Tom King,and he responds to women who talk during a set of his favourite tunes by going up afterwards and saying " Ladies ! I'd like to remind yez that there's NO TALKIN' while de musicians are playin'! If ye wanna do dat kind of thing,there's another FUCKIN' pub down the FUCKIN'road ! "
                   Well,that's what it's like in Slough, anyway !