The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #23539   Message #263065
Posted By: Amergin
23-Jul-00 - 12:46 PM
Thread Name: BS: Just a Joke
Subject: RE: BS: Just a Joke
The Princess & The Frog Once upon a time, a smart, independent, self-assured princess came across a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess: "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a handsome prince and then we can marry and move into the castle with my Mother. And you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so."

That night while the princess dined on a delicious repaste of frog's legs, she laughed to herself and thought....

"I don't fucking think so."