I `ad that Faye Roche in my cab the other day and she `ad a copy of that fRoots in `er `and.
I said, " Where to Faye?"
She said, "Will you take me down to the orchard, Jim, please?"
I said, " Sure. You gonna read that article about that Bongo Band in Djibouti while your picking the apples?"
She said, with a puzzled frown on `er kisser, "Whadya mean?"
I said, "Your little book, it`s all about folk music, ennit?"
She said, "That `alf wit newsagent. I asked `im for something on FRUITS!!!"

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