The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #23539   Message #263129
Posted By: GUEST,Phil Cooper
23-Jul-00 - 03:21 PM
Thread Name: BS: Just a Joke
Subject: RE: BS: Just a Joke
A woman walks down the sidewalk when she hears a frog say, "Help me! Help me!" She looks at it, puzzled and the frog says, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a sensitive singer/songwriter." She picks up the frog and puts it in her pocket. The frog says, "wait, wait, you're supposed to kiss me." She says, "Babe, you're worth more as a talking frog." source Dr. Joe: ]

And another one. A soprano is making love to her saxophone playing boyfriend. Remembering that she has neglected her birth control she says, "honey you should pull out." He says, "Why, am I sharp?"