All the dirt, all the grit
Hoover gets it every bit
For it beats as it sweeps as it cleans.........

You'll be a little lovelier each day, with Fabulous pink Camay

Take a tip, take a Bristol
Today's cigarette is a Bristol
The real cool flavor you'll never forget
BRISTOL is today's cigarette (I do not lie!!!!!)

My mum used to smoke Kensitas which offered coupons while they poisoned you but I can't remember the jingle for them.

Yes, I remember -- sorry mate, you're too late - the best peas went to Farrows....

Great thread......

Oh

And

Spam, there is only one Spam
There is only one Spam
in the blue and yellow can!