A priest was walking down the road when he found a talking frog.
'I'm a young prince, and I've been turned to a frog by an evil witch. I need to spend the night with a righteous and godly person to be transformed back to my rightful self'
The priest, being a godly and righteous sort of person picked up the frog and took it home with him. He placed it in his bed, laid down and spent the night in this way.
In the morning, he woke up and lying next to him was a young boy, with golden curly hair and a cherubic face.
And that M'Lud, concludes the case for the defence....