I have at least two copies of the Rules here (both gifts) and anyone who wants them is welcome to them - a pile of crap. As I remember, one rule is NEVER to be the first to speak to a man on the street. I got a lecture from a firm Rule's believer for saying Good Morning to the super. She said it was unfeminine. Also, NEVER go out without fresh lipstick on. yesterday's undies are OK just don't forget the lipstick.

Kendall,
You are an arrogant S.O.B. It's a good thing we all like you even the less intelligent among us.

Mrrzy,
If you figure it out, please private message me with clear instructions.

Mary