There were three little boys sitting on a park bench talking about what they were going to spend their pocket money on.

The first little boy said 'I'm going to spend mine on sweets!' The second little boy said 'I'm going to spend mine on comics!' The third little boy said 'I'm going to spend mine on Tambpax!'

The other two little boys looked at him, astonished. 'What on earth do you want Tampax for?'

'Well, you can go swimming, horseriding .....'