Humpf. I am offended. My card reads, as you very well know,

      Rapaire
"Have rapier, will travel"

Juries suborned, maidens deflowered,
wells poisoned, witnesses bribed,
haystacked burned, cakes collapsed,
cattle shot, horses stolen.

Misleading youth a specialty!!"

Unreasonable rates   
Wire Paladin, Pocatello