...twenty bucks, same as in town!
...that sheep is a feckin' liar!
...it's just they've rung up from the pub this morning, and you've left your wheelchair again.
...light a match and I'll drive my truck out.
...hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!
...I'm jusht fine. Now, where'sh th'lady with the tooth?
...I was just fine until I wanted to go home and asked somebody where the bus lepot was. (hee hee--gotta love Sioux humor....)
...oh, that's not hamburger, dear, Daddy has leprosy and he's waving goodbye.... (the single most disgusting joke I know)