The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #23539   Message #263351
Posted By: Amergin
24-Jul-00 - 01:37 AM
Thread Name: BS: Just a Joke
Subject: RE: BS: Just a Joke
One day a wife was looking at her breasts in the mirror and she asked her husband, "Are my breasts too small, dear?" "Well, they are kind of small.." "Maybe I should think about getting implants." "No, just get a wad of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few weeks, that might make them bigger." "Ok" Everyday for two weeks, she would get some toilet paper and rub it between her breasts for three hours at a stretch, but still her breasts were not getting any bigger. She asked her husband, "Are you sure this is going to work? Been doing it every day and they're not getting any bigger." "It worked for your butt didn't it?"

Well, the guy lived and with several months of intense physical therapy, he may be able to walk again.