They're Orgasmic Shoes!!

I have 'Holey's'...same as Crocs, but a little softer...and they are as Fantastic as Show of Hands, The Oysterband AND Seth Lakeman all rolled into one!!

Mine are BRIGHT blue and BRIGHT pink, and I look like a Happy Duck in them, because you kinda waddle, with a smile on your face as your feet are soooooooooo comfy! I want a BRIGHT yellow pair next..

They keep your feet cool in hot weather and hot in cool weather..They don't make your feet sweat or smell..(but then, I have very dainty feet, in a kinda duck sort of way)..and they're great for riding a bike with too, as they bend so easily that you grip the pedals better and become a Go Faster Duck with them..

Also, I love to wear with them with elegant outfits and pearls...'cos folk look at you then get down to your feet and kind of whince in pain as the shock of your waddling, wiggling, brightly coloured toesies hits them full on.

Mischievious shoes they are!

Soooo much fun...like walking in slippers all day long..and even more fun in the rain, because the water comes in the top of them and goes out at the sides, when you shake your feet like a wet dog does..

Best invention since Steve Knightley and the Mando Cello & Phil Beer andSeth Lakeman and their Fiddle were put together...

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