I've just to the part where he asks everyone who went to the Albert Hall gig to leave the room, and 98% of them go out, leaving the mean-spirited, critical, narrow-minded, humourless, insensitive b*stards in the room, to plan what happens next....

You mean all the mean-spirited, critical, narrow-minded, humourless, insensitive b*stards who want to book SoH, Lizzie? If you are following the sketch properly you will see that everyone in the room, apart from Adolph himself, are suggesting that SoH would be a suitable replacement for Bellowhead. What is mean-spirited, critical, narrow-minded and humourless about that? I thought you liked SoH?

DeG