Never use the stuff myself, but I think alanabit has the right of it.

The Book of Genesis had it all wrong.

God made Woman first. He made her with three breasts. She checked her reflection in a nearby pool and said, "You know, God, that looks a bit strange. I think two would be quite enough. You know, nicely symmetrical and all that."

God, being Omniscient, knew better than to argue with a Woman, so He put her into a deep sleep and removed the middle breast. When she woke up, she checked her reflection again and said, "Yes, that's much better, thank you."

God stood there with the extra breast in His hand and thought, "Now, what can I do with a useless boob?"

Then God made man.

(The Gospel according to my Wife.)

Don Firth