Which Show of Hands CDs have you actually listened to Diane? Would you like me to make you a proper pirate copy of a couple. They wouldn't mind, they say so at every gig. It's not stealing, its borrowing with permission. Or has that varmit Blackbeard been keeping you supplied with Show of Hands' glittering treasures?

When did you last see them perform live? I look forward to reading your reaction to the Sidmouth gig.

I love this song. Really bad eggs. Ooh. When I get the Pearl back, I'm gonna teach it to the whole crew, and we'll sing it all the time.