Uncle Phil's Law of Selective Gravitation to explain the peculiar behavior of buttered toast when accidentally dropped in the kitchen.
I'm assuming that this law says that it always falls butter side down. But the first amendment to the law is that when it doesn't fall butter side down, then the toast must have been buttered on the wrong side.

Can I extend the discussion a bit and ask for suggestions of what might be good to cut up for a pick? Sorry if this has been covered before.

Oh, and how can you stop losing them......?