Hi Kids: So I ask my Doctor(s), "Do I really have to take these?, they're expensive...) Response..."If you don't take these, you will die..." Heartwarming(pardon the pun)

So...
Apo-Carvedilol(25mg)
Apo-Furosemide(40mg)
Coumadin(4mg)
Lanoxin(0.25mg)
Zestril(10mg)
Euro-K(1500mg)
Advair 125 2 puffs per day

This has been going on for nearly a year, but as we say over here, "every day above grass is a good day..." I go back for a check-up and my Doctor(s) tell me, "I'm doing fine"
Q.Well then, how long do I have to keep taking these?
A."Until you die"

Doc says, "see, it's like this, after going through what YOU went through, we find that
1 in 3 die if they don't take the Meds. And if you TAKE the Meds, it's 1 in 20,,,"Yikki Yikki Yay!

So it's "The Breakfast of Champions" for me...Coffee, doughnut, Meds...

Q. Or, As Myron Cohen(I think) said when asked, "How's the job!?
A. "It's a living. If you call this living..."

Now, where's my water so my little pill can make me pee....?
Sorta like having a car, to get to the job, to pay for the car, but what the hey,

Is everybody having a good time?
Can I get a HELL YEAH?

bob

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