The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #23539 Message #263787
Posted By: radriano
24-Jul-00 - 04:40 PM
Thread Name: BS: Just a Joke
Subject: RE: BS: Just a Joke
In the days of the old west, a sheriff walks into a bar, sits down, and says to the barman:
"Bartender, I'm lookin' for a varmint. Wonder if you've seen him in these here parts?"
"Well, Sheriff," says the bartender, "what's he look like?"
"Well," says the sheriff, "he's gone on a paper outfit. Paper shirt, paper pants, a paper vest, paper guns in paper holsters, paper boots and spurs, and, oh yeah, a big paper coat and a big paper ten gallon hat."
"Can't say I've seen him in these parts," says the bartender, "but what's he wanted fer?"
"Rustlin'," says the sheriff.