Dog limps into a saloon. Hops up onto the bar, beckons to the barkeep.
'Hey, you seen a cowpoke with blue jeans, black shirt, silver handled pistols, big black hat and only one eye?'
'Nope' says the barkeep, 'why, you lookin for one?'
'Yup' says the dog.
'Wurl why's that then?' asks the barkeep.
'Lookin' for the guy that shot ma paw......'