If Richard can walk from Leatherhead to your house, he can walk from Dilligaf's to mine. AND there are no estate agent's signs in the path across the fields...

Ther eare some passing places in the lower road. You would probably be gone before the council could evict (40 foot trailer anyone?). I will drive the road tomorrow and seek warning-off signs...

There is also an area that it might be difficult to evict a van from near the fishing lake in Middle Stoke (a shorter walk).

However, given the forecast, I think Pete the Hat may have the right idea - two bivvi bags would crack it...