The C series Vincent was not that bad. Then. The song is crap - no rockers rode C series Vincents, they all butchered the gearboxes off the engines to make Norvins. No-one with taste rode D series Vincents - overgrown motor scooters with those silly body panels.

Twinkle (my late aunt told me) was a silly little slapper who used to be seen staggering down to the jiggings in Croydon in 5 inch heels and a pube-length skirt before miniskirts were invented. My two girl cousins (one of whom jived a new pair of shoes into non-existence in one night in the same Croydon Palais) agreed.

If anyone doesn't know Twinkle sang "Terry".