Little Hawk:

In California it might qualify you for a bailout. Underprivileged alien and all that. At the very least it would mean they could not legally put you in a cell. I mean, it only stands to reason you can't put someone in a cell without a cell phone. It would be like waterboarding or something...

Now, this enlightened policy might not obtain in, say, Idaho. So I would suggest you not press your luck.




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