I tried to get someone tae buy it!
I tried my hardest to sell.
A millionaire offered a penny!
So I threw in Rothesay as well.
The toon's in an awful condition,
That's why I,m going away
I,m sailing away to the old USA.
You can huv Glesgae back in a day.

Seem to recall hearing this verse on an old Glen Daly Live from the Ashfield album that got trotted out every hogmanay in my parents home