Red Ridinghood: Grandma, what big hair curlers you have!

Dog in Grandma's clothing: Well my dear, one must look one's best for company. Woodcutter, don't ya know. He is quite a hunk.

Red Ridinghood: WTF? You're not the wolf!?!? Who recast this stupid fairytale? Bet it was one of those bloody Grimm brothers.

Dog..: Tell me about it. I was told I had a lead role in Annie.



When Panto goes horribly wrong!