When I was a boy I peed on my neigbor's garden...

Awww, nevermind... I didn't really do that the best I remember...

You feel better now, Capt'n??? Hey, ain't like they got yer mug shot in the post office fir yer offense... Maybe you just needed to have long beard and a Koran at the time... When was that, anyway??? They have Korans back then??? Thay have peas??? I thought the pea was developed some time in then Middle Ages 'er so, give 'er take a few hunnert years??? I might be wrong on this, Capt'n... I donno... I ain't no pea-ologist such as yerself...

Maybe you could clear this up seein' as none of us was 'round back in the Middle Ages???

Maybe this give you some new story to tell so that the BigAss Guy get yer talker talkeratin'...

I donno... I'm just a hillbilly bluesplayer and ain't into that Middle Ages stuff too good... I mean, if has been a logn time, ya know...

B~