BLOWNAPARTS RETREAT

{sung to blow the man down}

Come all ye young students of taxidermy,

Way hay blow the fox up,

I'll tell of the fate that has befallen me,

Give me more pressure to blow the fox up.

As a hobby I stuffed little critters you see,

Way hay.........

From Kudu to raccoon to fish from the sea,

Give me......

One day a man brought me a big wooden box,

Way hay......

I lifted the lid & inside was a fox,

Give me....

He said "I just bagged him way out in the west",

Way hay....

"I want you to stuff him cause I hear you're the best"

Give me......

"I am pretty good tho myself do I say",

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"Why I once stuffed a mermaid all the way from Norway",

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"This little grey fox ain't no challange"I said,

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"And I won't have to kill him cause he's already dead",

Give me....

Now the first step you see is to strip off the pelt,

Way hay....

And to use some air pressure was the best way I felt,

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So it's off to the forecourt with a fox in my arm,

Way hay.....

"I'll just use a little, it'll do him no harm",

Give me......

There was a knot in the hose,somebody had kinked her,

Way hay....

I got it untied & shoved it right up his sphincter,

Give me......

I thought this a good time that I could inspect um,

Way hay.....

While the air hose was pumping the pounds up his rectum,

Give me.........

His eyes started popping his belly was swellin,

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His body was getting as big as a mellon,

Give me......

Before I could stop it that critter let loose,

Way hay.....

And fur was a flying like crap through a goose,

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A crowd gathered round, about they were millin,

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Then someone shouted "A fox he's been killin",

Give me......

Another one shouted "He's gotta be nuts",

Way hay.....

As I stood there all covered in fur & in guts,

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I ran for my home & I didn't look back,

Way hay......

Because that angry mob was about to attack,

Give me......

So hear my stern warning you lads & you lasses,

Way hay.....

Don't ever pump air up small critters asses,

Give me.......

Find a safe hobby that keeps you close to your homes,

Way hay blow the fox up,

Like joining the Mudcat or collecting garden gnomes,

Give me more pressure to blow the fox up.

Ron.