The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #23539   Message #264063
Posted By: katlaughing
25-Jul-00 - 12:43 AM
Thread Name: BS: Just a Joke
Subject: RE: BS: Just a Joke
Two old ladies were living in a nursing home. They were both smokers and had to go outside whenever they wanted a drag.

One day, they were out and it began to rain. Their cigs were getting wet, when one pulled out a condom and put it over her cigarette to keep it dry. The other one looked at her and said, "What in the world is that?"

"It's a condom. Ya buy them at the pharmacy. Just go in and tell them you want a box of condoms. Your cigs'll always stay dry that way!"

So, a few days later the other one decided to go buy herself some condoms to keep her cigs dry. She walked up to the pharmacy counter and asked the pharmacist for a box of condoms.

Looking at her, the pharmacist is thinking "she's goyta be 80 years old at least, what would she want condoms?" So he tries to figure out if she is confused by asking her a couple of questions. "Ah, ma'm, do you have any preference? Any particular type?"

She says, "No, just as long as they will fit on a Camel!"