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Thread #23654   Message #264074
Posted By: GUEST,Banjo Johnny
25-Jul-00 - 01:37 AM
Thread Name: BS: Mrs. Slocomb's Pussy
Subject: RE: BS: Mrs. Slocomb's Pussy
I did enjoy The Vicar of Dibley, a sweet little show. The vicar's assistant, a young girl, had one of the funniest lines I have ever heard:

Do you know the margarine that's called "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter"? At first I thought, I can't believe "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" is not butter. Then I wondered whether butter is "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter", or not. Now I can't believe all the stuff that's not called "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" is not "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter". The vicar was non-plussed, and I fell off the sofa laughing. == Johnny