Yesterday I posted a message expressing my belief that the BNP would be forced to open concentration camps, to accommodate those 'foreign' nationals they couldn't repatriate.

Found out last night I was wrong. There I was in my local pub, drinking English beer, when I rather gingerly picked up a copy of the Daily Telegraph which someone had left. There at the bottom of p25, was the answer, straight from the fat man himself.

"What would he do with those he couldn't send "home" because we don't know their nationality? It's the kind of thorny problem real politicians wrestle with, but Griffin looked like his head would explode. Eventually he spluttered: "Drop them out of a plane somewhere over Africa. I don't really care." I realised dialogue was futile."

Who said the BNP have no policies?