Your act?

Well, you DID pioneer the use of pyrotechnics on stage, but I still don't think that drummer appreciated the detonators attached to his foot pedal. You know who I mean...whatsisname...Stumpy or Pegleg or something. That bit about setting your hair on fire DID impress me, but it took some kind of surgery to repair the damage done after your "ZZ Top beard" took fire too.

Even then the repairs didn't really take.