Now in the outer hebrides
the board gave angus subsidies
to build a rocket pointing to the stars
Willimeena Roquemore uploaded bottles by the score
since angus first discovered that the moon was dry
Ach said angus very soon
I'll have a pub up in the moon
and I'm going to make a fortune so I am
for when the human race starts to travel into space
I'll have the only place where they can have a Dram

Angus Og.. Etc