The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #121184   Message #2642941
Posted By: Eric the Viking
28-May-09 - 02:32 PM
Thread Name: BS: Jesus in the Marmite!
Subject: RE: BS: Jesus in the Marmite!
In the days when, as a sinner, I smoked a pipe. I dropped my baccy on the floor. As it spilled, the curly strands spelled out "Allah is great", in the tobacco. As I finished smoking my pipe including the miraculous baccy I saw another vision. A tomato with "Allah" written in the sliced half in the window of the sandwich shop.Lying on my back in the street i saw Jesus in the clouds that floated above me. Then I saw a big black face staring down at me. Get up son you can't lie there said the policeman. That WAS bloody good baccy in them days !