The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #121184   Message #2643254
Posted By: Little Hawk
28-May-09 - 08:44 PM
Thread Name: BS: Jesus in the Marmite!
Subject: RE: BS: Jesus in the Marmite!
Bill, you said "I'm sure some of them are also capable of doing harm to those who doubt!"

You better believe it, man! Ever since I found out that you do not ascribe any sacred significance to the image of Winona Ryder that has mysteriously appeared on the west wall of my residence, I have been plotting your demise. I cannot allow a stinking unbeliever like you to pollute our world much longer. The only thing that has delayed your end is my indecision as to which form of destruction to mete out upon you.

I am torn between using a very large amount of conventional explosives, a medieval catapult armed with Greek Fire, or a platoon of rabid hamsters to send you to your final "reward".

I'm leaning toward the hamsters...