And here's my offering having been inspired by Derek's editorial in the latest EDS
^^
And here's to the banker, I must bring him in.
He gambles our pensions yet thinks it no sin
When the money is all gone, he then gets the sack
but takes a huge pay-off and won't give any back.

And here's to our MP, I must bring him in.
Claims he needs a second home yet thinks it no sin.
While we communte daily, he houses his ducks
and gets his moat cleared out...will I think it sucks !

Sal the Gal