Speaking of motorcycles...

I saw a couple of motorcycles with "training wheels" the other day. At first, I thought they were meant as aids for novice riders, then realized that both riders were so short and obese that their feet couldn't touch the ground to steady their bikes while stopped. The "training wheels" essentially turned the two-wheel bikes into something more akin to three-wheelers so they would stand up with no assistance from the riders.

Isn't it great that people so obese that they need to use an electric cart while grocery shopping can now enjoy the experience of being driven over by concrete trucks just like normal motorcyclists?