"Kansas Cyclone"

A Kansas cyclone hit a farmhouse just before
dawn one morning. It lifted the roof off, picked
up the beds on which the farmer and his wife
slept, and set them down gently in the next
county.

The wife began to cry.

"Don't be scared, Mary," her husband said.
"We're not hurt."

Mary continued to cry. "I'm not scared," she
responded between sobs. "I'm happy 'cause
this is the first time in fourteen years we've been out
together."