Larry, a corn farmer, bumps into his neighbour, Donald a wheat farmer in the general store and they fall to talking...
"How grows the corn Larry", Donald asks...
"Oh fine, strong, tall, but ya know... there's a small problem... Late at night the local kids pull up and park beside the corn field... They sneak in and leave a mess of beer bottles, used rubbers, cigarette butts and it's a right pain to clean up after them...."
"But enough of my problems.. How's your wheat?"
"F@cked flat", says Donald...

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