Spaw has it covered perfectly as far as I'm concerned.

Nothing more really needs to be said.

Which prompts the question I now ask myself: "Why did I even post here?"

God knows.

Or does He?

Or does She?

And if so, then what?

And should I apologize for even mentioning the word "God" at all, as it might offend someone?

Naw. I always like to quote Mick Jagger in these kind of situations:

"Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke."