You don't think anyone could be cynically manipulating this situation do you?

On the 'all publicity is good publicity' and off the back of the suggestion that she will make £8m next year I do wonder. Can't do you too much harm when the Prime Minister makes enquiries after you (second thoughts - not so sure about that) and that you are all over the papers and telly and internet.

No, couldn't be, could it.

Another of the mysteries to me is why her virginity is relevant at all but it always gets mentioned. Could it be that she will be appearing on page 3? A before and after celebrity makeover where it suddenly turns out she looks like (insert fantasy figure of choice)? Or could it be that it's a bit like the famous David Mellor 'making love in a Chelsea football shirt' that was a complete fabrication.

So much cynicism oozing out of every pore that there is a pool under my chair.

I do feel rather sorry for her and what is in store for her which may not ultimately be in her interests.