I'm Billy Muggins commonly known as a juggins.
Silly Billy, that's what my friends call me.
Why does my landlady call me a dear,
Treat me to smokes and to bottles of beer?
I'm Muggins the juggins
And Muggins I'll always be.

I'm Billy Muggins, commonly known as a juggins.
Silly Billy, that's what my friends call me.
I'm quite content with the money I've got.
I'd rather stick to my own little lot.
I'm Muggins the juggins
And Muggins I'll always be.

As sung by Alan Breeze on the Billy Cotton Band Show, 1950's and '60's.