One of my favorite t-shirts was from a place that repaired tubas up in Eugene Oregon. It had a picture of a Russian Czar playing a tuba. And underneath it said "Tuba Czar". Just say the words "Tuba Czar" out loud and you'll understand why I liked the shirt so much. The other t-shirt – which I still own – says "When did my wild oats turn into shredded wheat?" People always seem to smile whenever I wear it. A lot of the t-shirts I'm wearing now are really old. Many of them were packed away in the closet for ten or even fifteen years until I finally got around to losing weight.

So tell me about your favorite t-shirt.