Flat river!!
Flatter than a bug
Squashed deep into a rug
By Dad!

Oh, square-topper!
You share-cropper!
You just have a bad rep,
You aren't really bad!

Flat water
Everyone should know
Just has nowhere to go
Today,

Someday all our dreams will come true,
Meteors fall through
Splash and boil and spew,
And send all
The flat water
Away.....