Transcribed from the video at YouTube:


RANDOLPH THE FLAT-NOSED REINDEER
As sung by Homer & Jethro

Randolph the flat-nosed reindeer had a funny-lookin' snout,
So Santy cut his nose off, just to try an' smooth it out.
And when they sewed his nose on, Santy sewed it upside down.
Now every time the rain falls, poor ol' Randy nearly drowns.
Then one foggy Christmas eve, Santa came to say:
"Randolph, with your nose so flat, won't you tell me where I'm at?"
Then Randy took a deep breath and he looked so very strange.
"We're out behind the stockyards. How I wish the wind would change!"

Randy tried to hitch a ride one cold December day.
He jumped on the back of a Chevrolet and the backfire took his breath away.
Randolph the flat-nosed reindeer wished his nose would glow instead,
But it will never light up, 'cause his batteries were dead.

Randolph the flat-nosed reindeer!