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Thread #59418   Message #2646570
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
02-Jun-09 - 12:09 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Animals may feel regret, but a dog who whimpers, slouches and tucks his tail isn't sorry for peeing on the rug. He's sorry he's gonna get his ass kicked.

And no, no, no, no, a thousand times no, a river is NOT flat! It may look flat, but that's just because you don't have a sufficiently sensitive measuring device to measure its slope. Even Florida's St. Johns River, considered by many to be the world's laziest major river, drops thirty feet in elevation between its headwaters in south Florida and its mouth, 310 miles away near Jacksonville. That's almost flat, but still a drop of a foot every ten miles. And most rivers drop at a rate many times greater than that.

Next thing ya know, you guys will be trying to to convince us that the EARTH is flat!