Time and again Lizzie starts threads purely with the intention of provoking a response or winding people up. She knows exactly what she's doing.

Time and again decent people who should know better fall for her game hook, line and sinker and contribute to escalating a minor irritation into a major event.

Time and again eminently sensible people like Joe Offer and Big Mick implore us to ignore provocative threads and refuse to rise to the bait.

Yet here we are up to 180-odd posts on the back of a few lines of nonsense!

Can I please, please implore that we let our better natures triumph and greet future threads like this with the silence they deserve? PLEASE...

That's all I have to say on the matter. Don't tell me any of you are actually enjoying this?