(CHORUS)
Hang down your head, Mister R Bridge
Hang down your head and cry
Hang down you head, Mister R Bridge
For boy, you're goin' to die.

'Way over there in England
There he made Folk a wreck
Played them a piece by Dylan,
The Who, and "Route 66" for a check.

(Chorus, if you can't figure it out for yourself)

Folking Police done caught him
Now he's marking time
Tomorrow he'll be drawn and quartered
Around a quarter of nine.

(Sing the Chorus until you're sick of it)